Is this a healthy choice?

Ok, Pip has officially learned how to clambor up the pantry counter to the snack shelf. If I wasn't disadvantaged before, now I'm completely out-manned. Everyone knows you can't eat Cheetos-twists without licking your fingers clean -- and who wouldn't want a thick film of blue sidewalk chalk with that? Mmmmm. Can I count this towards some sort of mineral multi-vitamin?